To All the Girls I've Never Loved Before

I am a lonely single man looking for love. I think its time I found myself a girlfriend. So keep me in mind if you're interested in a severely disabled guy who rarely gets out of bed. I am also (if I do say so myself), funny, honest, talkative, imaginative, unique, and dog gone it, people like me! (ok, maybe I stole that last part from Al Franken). Anyway, here is my list of the top ten celebrity crushes I have right now.

1. Hannah Teter (snowboarder)
2. Amanda Seyfried (actress)
3. Alicia Sacremone (gymnast)
4. Carmen Electra (actress/model)
5. Megan Fox (actress)
6. Kaley Cuoco (actress)
7. Anne Vyalitsyna (model)
8. Mariah Carey (singer)
9. Carie Underwood (singer)
10. Angelina Jolie (actress)

If any of these women would like to go out with me, just ask.