To All the Girls I've Never Loved Before

I am a lonely single man looking for love. I think its time I found myself a girlfriend. So keep me in mind if you're interested in a severely disabled guy who rarely gets out of bed. I am also (if I do say so myself), funny, honest, talkative, imaginative, unique, and dog gone it, people like me! (ok, maybe I stole that last part from Al Franken). Anyway, here is my list of the top ten celebrity crushes I have right now.

1. Hannah Teter (snowboarder)
2. Amanda Seyfried (actress)
3. Alicia Sacremone (gymnast)
4. Carmen Electra (actress/model)
5. Megan Fox (actress)
6. Kaley Cuoco (actress)
7. Anne Vyalitsyna (model)
8. Mariah Carey (singer)
9. Carie Underwood (singer)
10. Angelina Jolie (actress)

If any of these women would like to go out with me, just ask.

Olympic Fever

The Winter Olympics are here again. The Olympics have always had a soft spot in my heart. Always seems to be incredible stories of people overcoming pain, anguish and tragedy to be an Olympian. It never ceases to amaze me what the human spirit can accomplish when it is allowed to be released. It isn't just a series of sports competitions. It is about courage, strength, integrity, motivation, freedom, peace, and humility. I feel all tingly and warm when watching the world come together like this. Olypians are so blessed to be able to do what they do. I think they are well aware of this. Good luck to you all, and as Morgan Freeman says in those Visa Commercials, Go World!